yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
wat bout pragnant strippers??
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
is it fun? or sober?
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