i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
