Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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