Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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