Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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