how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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