State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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