just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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