hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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