You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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