Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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