I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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