I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
That accounts for only three of the penises
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
