If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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