Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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