btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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