Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
