He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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