Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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