Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He felt like a one man threesome
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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