Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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