: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
