David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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