two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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