Where is the hickey?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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