So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
