I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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