i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
is that a dick in a sweater?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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