try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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