Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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