did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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