just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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