I don't think brook has ever known best
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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