Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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