Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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