Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Dicks are not precious.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
