He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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