Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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