Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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