they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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