I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
