Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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