oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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