yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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