so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
