I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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