grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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