i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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