Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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