My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
