problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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